1. When you see someone you like, how do you attract that person?

   • I flirt and smile a lot. I try to let them see who I am by sharing myself.
   • I find out what our mutual interests are and I try to find a way to share them.
   • By conversations and phone calls, make the other person know that you are alive and interested in him/her.
   • Do not put on an act, just be yourself.
   • You cannot go out and try "lines" on him/her, these are normally turn offs.
   • Do not try and move too fast. If it is meant to be, it will happen.
   
   

2. And once that person is attracted to you, how do you know you're in love?

   • By looking into his eyes and seeing my reflections through the tears of joy in his eyes.
   • By enjoying and appreciating the little things he did for me and getting goose bumps at the sound of his voice when he called my name.
   • I would say that if you are waiting for it to happen, it will take longer or it will not happen. Be patient with it.
   • When I know that I have seen my lover's soul and I love it.
   • Sharing daily things with each other and showing undivided attention to that person.
   
   

3. When you're in love, how would you express it?

   • Making the other person the most important person in your life is the key.
   • By being there and being able to count on the other person. You must be honest too.
   • I do his laundry and make his dinner for him when he is too tired to do them.
   • I do the mush stuff: cards, flowers, weekends away, etc.
   • I treat him well. I treat him like a best friend because he is.
   
   

4. And after expressing your everlasting love, how does your significant other return it?

   • By telling me how he feels deep inside, opening up to me, and telling me every little thing about his feelings towards things.
   • He returns my love by holding my hand when we are walking across the street.
   • Just seeing the glow and smile on the other person's face means that it must be love!
   • Love is a give and take arrangement. You must give love in order to receive it.
   • He loves me all the time! He purrs when I wake him up in the morning. He hugs me throughout the day.
   • When he looks at me, I see the love in his eyes. He treats me as though I was precious.

Failing all else, one slightly insane guru suggested a sure fire method:

I would light my hair on fire and place a live salmon in my vest pocket to attract her. I know I'm in love when she can enjoy my salmon, but still respect my mind. I show her my love by doing interpretive dancing with fluorescent lightbulbs, followed by splashing multicolored dayglow paint against my thighs, and then dinner at McDonalds. And I know she loves me when there's an absence of gunfire and lawsuits.